10-04-02 06:10
No 364056
Baalchemists wife happens to be an @*& Hardware store manager in a very tiny,rural town that has next to zero crime happening.(yes they do exist). Well the County Sheriff rolled into town for a visit and stopped in to discuss this new program they initiated in cohoots with all the county hardware stores. They asked her to keep an eye on purchases consisting of acetone,red devil,paint thinner, and get their auto plate no's & turn them over to them. She just smiled and said "{sure, we'll be sure to do our part to help". Needless to say she laughed at them when they left and kept it to herself as priviledged knowledge. Baal sure loves her for spitting in that fuckers face without him knowing.
GODISNOWHERE
Shoot Narcs, Not Drugs
(Hive Addict)
10-04-02 07:38
No 364097
What ever happened to inocent until proven guilty? I guess it would bee a lot easier to spot suspicious purchases in a small rural town.
The above post is purely fictional. Any resemblance to "real-life" is purely coincidental.
(Hive Bee)
10-04-02 16:51
No 364212
This is a perfect example of Racial Profiling. Small town hick buys Red Devil Lye and Solvent so he must be up to no good. You don't need Lye to unclog the outhouse and Trailers don't need to be painted? It's sad that they would use logic like this, but years of inbreeding amoung small town law enforcement has contributed to the steady decline of LE intelligence.
The only thing I get from the Hardware store is Sulfuric Acid and Acetone. It would probably bee best to spread out your purchases uniquely among different brand stores. It would also make sense to pick up a couple cheap gallons of paint or a paint roller if your going to bee buying gallons of solvents. It's good to have complimentary items around the "garage" if you will bee storing any unused solvent etc. Just an idea.
-oc
PS. I know they exist, I came from one. Why do all the small town boys ...
PSS. I think it must bee boredom.
Q: How many LE agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 0, Pigs can't change lightbulbs.
(Chef d'Equippe)
10-04-02 19:32
No 364244
It just goes to show you, that they CANNOT win this war on their own. Now they expect civillians to do their job, good luck. Civillians don't even want to do their own job, let alone the Sheriffs.
OC: Those are great ideas, every little bit helps in the art of discredit. Baal was born in Chicago, we used to travel to them small towns to just kick those small town boys around like trash.
GODISNOWHERE
Shoot Narcs, Not Drugs
(Bee of the Month)
10-04-02 23:02
No 364289
SWIG grabbed a gallon of acetone at the automotive parts place and when he was at the register the clerk asked why he was buying acetone.
SWIG had previously that day been asked about his need for iodine tincture, but that was a formality and the same lie that has always sufficed sufficed as pleasantry while a commercial transaction was completed. That guy does not care one whit about why I want it.
SWIG was asked what he used xylene for, and his pat answer for xylene was accepted by yet one more high school dropout checker at a major home improvement store.
SWIG fended off comments about his chronic sinusitis at several locations that day with half hearted refernces to ragweed.
SWIG did not miss the insinuating sneer of the manager of the drug store when he bought his peroxide and sinus meds.
SWIG was aware of the smirk on the grocery store clerk's face when she rang up the Red Devil and asked if his daughter's hair had clogged his shower drains again. ("Preventive maintenance" was the response.) She asked if I needed coffee filters too.
All these subtle suggestions of "I know what you are doing" were either real or the figment of SWIG's supersensitive perceptive abilities enhanced by surge of geez flowing through his system that day.
The guy at the Auto parts store was the last straw. SWIG had been polite or deferential to these people all day. He was sick of them. The guy was a jerk. SWIG looked at him and said "Why the fuck is it any of your damn business what I plan to do with anything I fucking buy from you, asshole? What is your name? Since when do I have to put up with a fucking sneer to buy shit at this store?" The comment was out of character and unplanned. It represented the product of the day's frustrations. I looked up at the guy, realized I was shaking with anger, stared right in his eye with a look that indicated the passion behind my desire to separate he and the rest of life from each other right then, and noticed I had scared him so badly he was pale. He quickly made change and I left. I have not returned.
From now on, the wife gets to buy acetone.
Mostly harmless
(Can't SWIM)
10-05-02 02:54
No 364354
I haven't really had this yet Geez, but fuck it, who these dicks think they are?
It's the customer's job to ask questions about a product,
and any of these pricks EVER ask a question that hints at innuendo/snideness I'll give e'm worse then you did.
The coffe filter thing would of put me over the edge.
"Coffee filters , what the hell does that mean?, then when they couldn't say it straight out, I'd get the manager
and have him put this internet savvy/ daydreaming bitch on a shit list.Acetone or xylene or NaOH or peroxide isn't P benzo acetic anhydride or piperinol.
Fuck these little inept functionary dea wanna be's.
I used to call this ytoung ass bitch salesman at Sears
Jumior mccarthy when he asked why I wanted this big bottle
of permagnate which was on close out.
Its an oxidizer, I said to make oxygen when ya run out.
DICK
CG I miss you sweety, I really do.
(Hive Bee)
10-05-02 05:03
No 364405
But then I don't look like a cook...
Only pig shit i get is the standard expected over the phone..
Hell I used to fuck one of the cashiers, which I highly suggest...
Anyways, I do notice that tincture, NO MATTER where I go is down to the last 2 bottles.
DeviL goes up and up every month..
And baking soda (fucking crack headz) is almost like porn used to bee when I was a little kid...
Alwayz set aside and special the baking soda is..
other than that I have skeems, scams, sczisms for the other
"finished" stuff.
Fuk, Enron can rob and steal and put a state in the dark for the tune of 8 BILLION DOLLARS..
A little, diversion, a little mis-direction..
Thats my patriotic duty!
"The person wearing this shirt is a CLANDESTINE CHEMIST, if you see him running try to keep up."
(Hive Addict)
10-05-02 08:40
No 364441
Its an oxidizer, I said to make oxygen when ya run out.
Wouldn't be H2O2 better precursour for this listed chemical oxygen.
A friend with speed is a friend indeed
(Can't SWIM)
10-05-02 08:52
No 364445
Just fucking with em. Shoula have said how good a camo
face paint it makes when it dries.
CG I miss you sweety, I really do.
(Newbee)
10-05-02 18:03
No 364637
Damn, Im glad shit like that was always predicted over here and parking was done way the fuck away. I always hate the looks you get when buying mass bottles of alcohol at the cheap .48 cents for 354ml. I always make a comment about cleaning mag wheels at my custom auto shop for customers.
(Chef d'Equippe)
10-05-02 20:49
No 364678
Yeah Scram tell me about those 99%IPA bargain days, Baal loves those. Baal is covered in tatoos so 'nobody' asks him shit about his 25 bottles of IPA next to the bag of pizza rolls,they already know he likes clean inkin' needles, and of course the token can of 'RD" is for drugs.
GODISNOWHERE
Shoot Narcs, Not Drugs
(Stranger)
10-06-02 09:02
No 364972
It's cheaper to buy the boxes at the grocery then the tub's at the pool store. I need lot's to adjust the alkalinity of my pool